Elvis Presley's Top 10 Household Hints

  1. A little club soda will get food stains out of satin capes.
  2. Bargain metal polishes may discolor solid gold piano.
  3. Use blowdryer to speed up defrosting time on TV dinners.
  4. A wad of gum will keep medallion from sliding around your chest.
  5. Stubborn stain on auto upholstery? Buy a new car.
  6. Jewel-encrusted belts make good emergency snow treads.
  7. Put Las Vegas souvenirs on mantle for "museum" effect.
  8. Out of hairspray? Try Pam.
  9. For a classy dessert, remove sticks from Eskimo Pies before serving.
  10. A small handgun makes any TV remote control.